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    RickJ Posts: 7,762, Reputation: 864
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    Jan 13, 2006, 09:26 AM
    Nuttiest Headlines of 2005
    Can't resist sharing these. Anyone seen any others?

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [no, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    [taxpayer dollars at work.]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    [what a guy!]

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    [lazy, good-for-nothing miners!]

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

    War Dims Hope for Peace
    [wow, that's profound.]

    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    [duh. You think? ]

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    [aah. More priceless wisdom from the media!]

    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    [so that's what homicide means?]

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ]

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    [weren't the others obese enough? ]

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    [Why would they send beans up with the Astronauts to begin with?]

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    [Yes, and they taste just like chicken!]

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ]

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    [Tall doctors unite!]

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    [thinking the typhoon might not have been the cause]
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    Jan 13, 2006, 09:39 AM
    Lol - your comments are probably more than correct!! Headlines always state the obvious, you think they would be a bit more imaginative lol
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    Jan 13, 2006, 06:11 PM
    I have to admit those are pretty good, I just can't understand how this could slip past their editors.
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