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    flossie Posts: 1,903, Reputation: 181
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    Jan 26, 2008, 02:45 PM
    Another blonde joke.sorry!
    Bob walked into a pub around 9:58 PM.

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up
    At the TV.

    The 10:00 PM news was coming on.

    The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
    Of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll
    Jump?'

    Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jum p.'

    The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

    Bob placed a $20 note on the bar and said, 'You're
    On!'

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
    Guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
    $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair.

    Here's your money.'

    Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this
    Earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

    The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd
    Do it again.':rolleyes:

    Bob took the money:D
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    #2

    Jan 26, 2008, 03:12 PM
    Funny
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    #3

    Jan 29, 2008, 07:34 AM
    Very funny. Lol. Nice to the blond jokes still going on.
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:37 AM
    Heeheehee... gosh are we that dumb?? LOL

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