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    Jan 19, 2008, 03:05 PM
    A little bit of political humor
    In yesterday's Chicago Tribune, from a column by Mary Schmich --

    How different the world would be if our politicians were more like French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who recently divorced his wife then allegedly married supermodel Carla Bruni in about the time our presidential candidates spent wooing voters in New Hampshire.

    In that spirit, imagine the following news items:

    * Sens. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) and Barack Obama (D-Ill.) held a joint press conference today.

    "We're in love," Mrs. Clinton said in a choked voice.

    "Talk about fairy tale," said Mr. Obama, grinning.

    The two held hands as they told reporters that their "truce" had escalated into something more.

    "When I said this gal was likable, I wasn't kidding," said Obama.

    Political observers speculated the announcement was a cynical move by both candidates to demonstrate how good they would look together on a campaign button.

    * Former Sen. John Edwards (D-N.C.) held a hasty press conference this afternoon in which he announced, "What about me? I really like Hillary too. I didn't know she was available."
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    Jan 19, 2008, 06:13 PM
    Any thought of Hellary in a romantic way just makes me want to puke.
    Nicolas Sarkozy is a punk, a tyrant. He needs a good ole fashion A@# WHOOPIN!
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    Jan 19, 2008, 06:23 PM
    Hellary.. I LOVE it!
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    Jan 19, 2008, 06:33 PM
    I recently saw a picture of her that highlighted her demonic nature. I truly believe she is possessed and consorts with an Incubus nightly.
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    Jan 19, 2008, 06:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    I recently saw a picture of her that highlighted her demonic nature. I truely believe she is possessed and consorts with an Incubus nightly.
    Probably so... :)
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