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    #21

    Feb 4, 2008, 10:27 PM
    How about this one, imagine your in a car travelling over a hundred miles an hour. Your heading toward a cliff and your brakes go out what do you do?
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    #22

    Feb 4, 2008, 11:30 PM
    Lol... I'd stop imagining
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    #23

    Feb 4, 2008, 11:33 PM
    Wow not your average bear
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    #24

    Feb 10, 2008, 04:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by raggablue
    nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're gonna die.
    so what do they do?

    What do they do then?
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    #25

    Feb 10, 2008, 05:32 AM
    I want to know the answer too!! :)
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    #26

    Feb 22, 2008, 06:48 PM
    Do they have any matches?
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    #27

    Feb 22, 2008, 07:22 PM
    They throw one of the smokes overboard




    ... thus...


    Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter
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    #28

    Feb 22, 2008, 07:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by raggablue
    they throw one of the smokes overboard




    ...thus...


    their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter
    And then they all die? That's not very satisfactory, I'd keep the boat as a boat. And strictly the boat is still the same weight so...
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    #29

    Feb 22, 2008, 07:46 PM
    It doesn't transform dufus, it's a play on words.
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    #30

    Feb 23, 2008, 03:13 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by raggablue
    they throw one of the smokes overboard




    ...thus...


    their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

    Ha ha... okay.. you got me on that one... I was thinking they had no boat, but went back and re-read... duh
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    #31

    Feb 23, 2008, 04:47 AM
    I don't understand this one:

    New one.
    3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
    They have nothing
    No clothes
    No possesions
    Just two cigaretts.

    They throw one of the smokes overboard




    ... thus...


    Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


    I am a little dim.lol
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    #32

    Feb 23, 2008, 05:24 AM
    A cig lighter... get it... a lighter to light their cig... it is a play on words... like the boat got lighter in weight... but it means "one cigarette lighter" literally... get it now? They can light the cigarette... yes, it was corny... but we love corny!

    Hahahahaha
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    #33

    Feb 23, 2008, 05:25 AM
    Haha oh aye now I feel stupid.lol Thanks for that!lol And yes, very corny!!
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    #34

    Feb 26, 2008, 09:48 AM
    Duh! The match!
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    #35

    Mar 20, 2008, 08:19 AM
    The match
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    #36

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:09 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by raggablue
    i once met a man on his way to st ives
    who told me that he had seventeen wives
    and each of his wives had seventeen sons
    and each of those sons had seventeen brides
    how many people were going to st ives?
    One person went to st ives
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    #37

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 AM
    I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?
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    #38

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:27 AM
    Bones?
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    #39

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:32 AM
    My ex boyfriend?
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    #40

    Mar 25, 2008, 07:36 AM
    mafiaangel180, animals use your ex everyday? Lol :)

    No not bones...

    ... but it could be. Makes sense.
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