[Da Bigchamp]

If you've ever wondered how to get out of a speeding ticket. Just repeat what is below.



After the police officer pulls you over for speeding, he should ask...

Officer: May I see your license and registration?

You: I don't have a license. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle then?

You: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

You: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

You: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!

You: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer should have immediately called his captain. The car should be quickly surrounded by police, and the captain should approach you to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

You: Sure. Here it is.

Show the captain your valid license.

Captain: Who's car is this?

You: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

You should now give him the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

You: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

You should open your glove box SLOWLY, and you should hopefully not have a gun in there.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

You: No problem.

Open your trunk to reveal that there is no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?

You: Yeah, and I'll bet that son of a b**** told you I was speeding too!

[Fr_Chuck]

Yes sounds like an exciting time