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    Dec 1, 2005, 05:17 PM
    Another new Joke for Football Fans - from Chery
    This is for all you football fans...

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old
    Man passes
    Gas
    And says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man replied, "It's fart football."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown,
    tie
    score."

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
    Says, Aha.
    I'm
    Ahead 14 to 7".

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
    says,Touchdown, tie
    score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
    Says,"Field
    goal,
    I lead 17 to 14."

    Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten
    By a
    Woman, so
    He strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
    He gives it
    Everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

    The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says,
    "Half time,
    Switch sides...
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    Dec 1, 2005, 05:21 PM
    Dontbesocrankie
    That's just nasty! Lol.
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    Dec 1, 2005, 05:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by crankiebabie
    thats just nasty! lol.
    Yup, thank goodness it's not a scratch and sniff screen! LOL.


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