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    #441

    Nov 25, 2007, 02:39 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

    She said that she did.

    He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

    The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

    She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

    The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
    Janine... that was a good one!
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    #442

    Nov 25, 2007, 02:44 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

    Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

    About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"
    What's the price of beans per pound?
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    #443

    Nov 25, 2007, 02:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195967707
    As far as porn goes, that's the best I have ever seen!
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    #444

    Nov 25, 2007, 08:59 PM
    LOL Chery, you crazy lady!
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    #445

    Nov 25, 2007, 10:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22
    LOL Chery, you crazy lady!!
    LOL, I is a crazy lady right now!! Don't ask me why, but I is!!
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    #446

    Nov 25, 2007, 10:49 PM
    I'm confused.
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    #447

    Nov 25, 2007, 11:03 PM
    J--you still up at this hour? Naughty girl!
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    #448

    Nov 26, 2007, 11:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    I'm confused.
    That's OK, dear Being confused is a heck of a lot better than being bored!
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    #449

    Nov 26, 2007, 10:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9
    Can you get pregnant with a dildo?
    Well I've been drinking (pinot grigio tnite) so I'm willing to try! Wheres the primer? Is it a 2 cycle?
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    #450

    Nov 26, 2007, 10:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chery
    That's OK, dear Being confused is a heck of a lot better than being bored!

    Dear Lord, yes.

    You've validated my existence.

    Cheers!
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    #451

    Nov 26, 2007, 10:45 PM
    Due to my extensive knowledge provided to me by both the State of South Dakota and California Sexual Education Courses, I am happy to inform all of you that it indeed is impossible to get pregnant off a didlo... unless you are in the Las Vegas city limits... because as well all know anything is possible in Sin city...
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    #452

    Nov 26, 2007, 11:21 PM
    Wow... long time Wizz, hope you are well!
    Good evening Mag... hope you get the privacy we all want you to have!
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    #454

    Nov 27, 2007, 08:51 AM
    YOU so crazy
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    #455

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by wizzkid89
    Due to my extensive knowledge provided to me by both the State of South Dakota and California Sexual Education Courses, I am happy to inform all of you that it indeed is impossible to get pregnant off a didlo....unless you are in the Las Vegas city limits...because as well all know anything is possible in Sin city...
    Hey hon, missed you!
    Got some of my education in 'Sin City' and to my knowledge, no reported dildo pregnancies yet, but as you said... 'anything is possible'.
    Where have you been hanging out lately? Were those courses in California more like 'correspondence' or actually 'hands-on'?
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    #456

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:39 PM
    The Dow moved up 215 points today when all indications tell us it should drop into the dark abyss of hell itself. Video game companies saved the day.
    Is this what it has come to? Is this what we have based our entire economy on? Video games? I don't want to arouse anyone's suspicions but, has this country turned into a mass society of vidiots?
    People are losing their homes, cars, credit and their a$$e$ too so are they all still playing video games... like in an alley somewhere. What am I missing here? I really am confused.

    And there's a score of harebrained children
    They're all locked in the nursery
    They got earphone heads they got dirty necks
    They're so 21st century
    Well they queue up for the bathroom
    'Round about 7:35
    Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?
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    #457

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:41 PM
    You are right... MAG, dang you have gotten me to say that twice now.
    Shame on you!
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    #458

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:46 PM
    The only reason the finance companies don't repo all the cars in default in California is because they have no place to park them and the ex-owners haven't got their video games out of the trunk yet.
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    #459

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chery
    Hey hon, missed ya!
    Got some of my education in 'Sin City' and to my knowledge, no reported dildo pregnancies yet, but as you said...'anything is possible'.
    Where have you been hanging out lately? Were those courses in California more like 'correspondence' or actually 'hands-on'?

    Haha nicely done. How should I put this. I am one of those people who truly believes practice makes perfect. As for everything else in life right now, I'm just chilling, it's getting kind of busy though since the holidays are coming up and all. How is everyone else doing?
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    #460

    Nov 27, 2007, 03:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob
    The only reason the finance companies don't repo all the cars in default in California is because they have no place to park them and the ex-owners haven't got thier video games out of the trunk yet.

    Hey hey hey video games is an American phenomenon, not just a California thing...
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