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Oct 9, 2007, 07:13 AM
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Sex Offenders
Hello:
I don't happen to be a sex offender - but I could be. Yes, I've wizzed in public, and yes, I went further with some girls after they said no.
You?? Or are you pure?
excon
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 07:23 AM
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Does mooning count? Then, yes, I am a shameful offender.
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Expert
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Oct 9, 2007, 07:26 AM
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Does peeing behind a bush in the Alaskan wilderness count? If it does, better lock me up too.
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 07:30 AM
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You mean they got toilets in Alaska? Well, gosh durn! Who'd a thunk it?
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 09:47 AM
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Does peeing in a horse stall with the horse watching count?
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 09:49 AM
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What's the courts opinion on wedgies? Misdemeanor or Felony?
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by N0help4u
(BTW HOW do you put pics in your posts????)
I upload my pics to a site like photobucket and then put the image url in .
RE: that Alaskan toilet. I would be afraid something might stick - like a tongue to a frozen flagpole, doncha know. :D
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Emland
What's the courts opinion on wedgies? Misdemeanor or Felony?
Is it a super wedgie? I think that might be punishable by death...
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Ultra Member
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Oct 9, 2007, 12:09 PM
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HA! I'm pure as the driven snow! Never peed outside or nuthin'! You ALL should be locked up forever in dark cells with no exposure to daylight so you go blind!
Oh wait. There was that bit of topless indiscretion at beach week... oh, and does topless sunbathing on a topless/nude beach count? It wasn't in the US...
I changed my mind, no locking up for us "sexual deviants". :D
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New Member
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Oct 28, 2007, 10:30 AM
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U are sick and yes I'm pure like pure water. And I agree with jillianleab u all should be lock up forever
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Junior Member
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Jan 28, 2008, 03:59 PM
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In general I think almost everyone who has been sexually active has committed a sexual offense. Like oral sex for instance. Or sex with a drunk girl... if you have sex with a drunk girl you're pretty much raping her because she can't consent while drunk. Its all pretty messed up when the law starts getting involved. There are many crimes that have nothing to do with sex that requre Sex offender registration, but ironically if you get charged with prostitution, at least in the state I live in, you do not have to register. Wth is up with that? Id say if your selling sex, that's pretty much the definition of a sex offender. I think a larger percentage of sexual offenders than we like to admit are female, because I know many men, including myself, that had sexual relations with a girl almost 10 years older than them when they were in high school. But what man in their right mind would try and get that girl in trouble! But if a 18 year old male has sex with a 17 year old female (in the state I live in), all of a sudden they are branded for life as a molester. Mabye they should start making women who breast feed sex offenders lol. It would only make sense to lable every human being a dangerous criminal so the government can take away more and more of our freedoms. That way we can let our courntry become the fascist dictatorship that the neo cons would like, and we can go spread democracy to iraq and put them all into our criminal justice system too. Nothing screams freedom like the worlds largest prison population.
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Junior Member
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Feb 10, 2008, 09:46 PM
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Does Mooning/Flashing/Gesturing/Lips Licking Count :)
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Junior Member
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Feb 10, 2008, 10:07 PM
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Mooning can get you if the cop and judge are in a bad mood
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Junior Member
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Feb 10, 2008, 10:33 PM
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Lol, never been to court and don't plan on it!
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New Member
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Feb 12, 2008, 02:30 AM
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Ummm,let's see... one sunny day,last century,my partner and I were having a pinic,in a park... well,after a bit of drinking,we started making out,under our blanket... blankets,being what they are,unbeknownest to us,refused to keep us covered.an old guy,who,himself was peeing on a near-by tree,saw us,and,our errant blanket.he then,reported us to the park police-after,I'm sure,getting his own,personal fill.. unfortunately,I DIDN'T,cause ,my girlfriend and I were both arrested for lewd conduct.needless to say-we laughed our bare a**es off! as did the cops.we later got it dismissed.
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Pets Expert
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Jun 24, 2008, 06:21 PM
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Where to start, where to start.
Last night I peed behind an electric box by a gas station (they weren't open and I was desperate).
Topless dancing around a fire pit in a campground.
Mooning, oh you, lots of mooning, and flashing (top only) ;)
What are we considering as sexual misconduct, because some things are better left unwritten. ;)
Having said that, I'm taking the fifth. ;)
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Pets Expert
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Jun 24, 2008, 07:44 PM
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excon agrees: was smoothy there?
I didn't see him, but if he was I'm sure there are pictures. ;) EEEEKKKK, maybe I should Google myself, see what pops up, wait, that sounded dirty. ;):)
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Ultra Member
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Jul 12, 2008, 03:23 PM
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Having had a good laugh at all previous posts, I 've suddenly realized what a boring life I've led...
What was the question again, oh yes,. am I pure... UUUMMM, of course as the driven snow.
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Junior Member
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Oct 26, 2008, 02:32 PM
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Im a damn virgin so yeah I don't think I'm a sex offender hahal, but I have peed right in the middle of a semi busy intersection (first time getting drunk haha) so I guess I'm quasi- pure
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