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    Oct 5, 2007, 03:58 AM
    The Smart Husband
    One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. ‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

    She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”
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    Oct 8, 2007, 09:42 AM
    LOL... he he, isn't it supposed to be titled smart WIFE? Thanks for the laugh!
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    Oct 11, 2007, 08:32 AM
    Is A Jungle A Jungal.if Jangal Is A Jangal Then Where Is A Jangal
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    Oct 11, 2007, 08:06 PM
    Ha ha :-)
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    Oct 12, 2007, 07:41 AM
    Haha, Sike...
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