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    John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3
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    Sep 26, 2007, 09:17 AM
    A redneck riddle.
    Q. What has 128 legs and only 14 teeth?

    A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert
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    Sep 27, 2007, 07:11 PM
    Hey, that ain't funny, my wife lost a couple teeth at a Willie concert back in 79. We were all drunk and she fell off the back of the seat.
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    Sep 27, 2007, 08:07 PM
    That was a GREAT joke... I got one..

    What do a blonde and a tornado have in common?

    At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing and then they take your house
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    Sep 27, 2007, 09:20 PM
    It is a proven scientific fact that the toothbrush was invented in the South. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "teethbrush"
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