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    cutybumbum Posts: 16, Reputation: 3
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    Sep 22, 2007, 01:08 PM
    Calories Burned During Sex:
    :D


    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent... 12 Calories
    Without her consent... 2,187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands... 8 Calories
    With one hand... 12 Calories
    With your teeth... 485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection... 6 Calories
    Without an erection... 3,315 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary... 12 Calories
    69 lying down... 78 Calories
    69 standing up... 812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow... 216 Calories
    Doggy Style... 326 Calories
    Italian chandelier.. . 2,912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real... 112 Calories
    Fake... 1,315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately... 36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately... 816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

    If you are:
    20-29 years... 36 Calories
    30-39 years... 80 Calories
    40-49 years... 124 Calories
    50-59 years... 1,972 Calories
    60-69 years... 7,916 Calories
    70 and over... Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS
    Calmly... 32 Calories
    In a hurry... 98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door... 5,218 Calories
    With your wife knocking a t the door... 13,521 Calories

    Results may vary.
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    #2

    Sep 22, 2007, 01:10 PM
    LOL! That is hilarious!
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    #3

    Sep 27, 2007, 02:33 AM
    Good laugh
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    Sep 27, 2007, 02:46 AM
    Oh dude, where do u get all of this? FUNNY... :D
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    Sep 27, 2007, 07:08 PM
    That's all good and fine but did they happen to mention solo?
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