[John Da]

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband
Comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs
bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband just
Looked at his wife and said "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks
For a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new
battery. Could you change it for me?" "What do I look like, Mr.
Goodwrench?" was his.

Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife
Then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through
The door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Villa?" and sat
Down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the
Leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a
Shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking
Anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door,
The husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't anymore leaks, and the
car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail,
and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came
over
and fixed everything."

"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband.

"No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or
had sex with him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband.

"Cake? What do I look like, Betty Crocker?" ;)

[Chery]

That was a nice clean one...