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    #1

    Jun 18, 2007, 07:59 AM
    Another blonde joke
    A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the
    Coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept
    Punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd
    Expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other,
    And change too!

    After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went
    And got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way
    To the other vending machines with the mounting pile
    Of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the
    Young lady.

    People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful
    Woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was
    Fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their
    Turn at the machines.

    After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of
    The group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?'

    'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm
    Winning here?'
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    #2

    Jun 18, 2007, 08:03 AM
    Haha, that's a funny one...
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:16 AM
    It wαs αlright-- I got the point αt like the first pαrαgrαph.. went on too long..

    hαhα sorry but I'm α horrible joke-person my sense of humor usuαlly turns into logicαl thinking αll the time:p
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    #4

    Jun 18, 2007, 08:19 AM
    I like quick jokes like;

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    It turned into a field!
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:27 AM
    Ok then here is a short blonde joke just for you hunter :)

    Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

    Finger on chin I don't know.

    Hits forehead Oh I get it!
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    #6

    Jun 18, 2007, 08:32 AM
    Why do mice have tiny balls?

    Well how many dancing mice do YOU know?
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:42 AM
    Kk I got one:

    Whαt do Viαgrα αnd Disney Lαnd hαve in common?

    They both cαuse you to stαnd αround for αn hour wαiting for α two minute ride!
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    #8

    Jun 18, 2007, 08:46 AM
    Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says;

    "So, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:49 AM
    Keeping my jokes on topic lol (don't care though xD)

    Here's one I made up

    What do a blonde and a computer have in common?

    They both can't stop running without some help and get errors for no reason.
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:50 AM
    Or... they both hαve joystick αccesories :p
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:52 AM
    Omg... LOL!
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    Jun 18, 2007, 08:53 AM
    :)
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    #13

    Jun 18, 2007, 08:49 PM
    Hey!

    Mi sister is blonde! Lol...

    OK OK OK...

    Here's one...

    What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking :)
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    #14

    Jun 19, 2007, 07:09 AM
    Oooooooooooooooo good one!! dαmn ROFL :D
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