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    #861

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:10 PM
    Yes ma'am. Still here.

    How are you aunty?
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    #862

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:10 PM
    I have been chatting with a relative on msn for a few hours now. Lol...
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    #863

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:14 PM
    Joe, you didn't chat with us, I feel sad, I miss you, how've you been my friend?

    Sneezy, I'm good, or bad, I don't know. I just shared another bit of my past here on AMHD, I seriously have to stop doing that. Or I could write my biography.

    It was a cool September morning in Germany, my mother awoke with a pain, she was one day past her due date and anxiously awaiting the birth or her first and only child...

    To be continued. :)
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    #864

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:18 PM
    Oh boy. Here we go.
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:20 PM
    This week has been absolutely crazy with ups and downs etc... Long work week too.

    Anyway, Alty Go on...
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    #866

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:20 PM
    But Sneezy dear, I do still have a few secrets left, aren't you curious?
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    This week has been absolutely crazy with ups and downs etc... Long work week too.

    Anyway, Alty Go on......
    I was born on September 14, 1970 at approxiametley 12:00pm in Rothenburg ob der Tauber, Germany. I weighed around 6 pounds 7 ounces and was 20 inches long. I had dark brown hair and big brown eyes (nope no baby blues for me, was born with brown, so were my kids).

    Shall I go on. ;);)

    Ups and downs Joe? I hope everything is okay.
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    #868

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:24 PM
    1970?. 1970?!

    ... but alty, I thought you were 27?

    ... this math isn't working out for me..
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    #869

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:27 PM
    I thought you were good at math Sneezy. :)

    Add ten years, and then you got it. :)
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:29 PM
    You know, just living life. It is quite a ride. Weeeeee...
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    #871

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Sneezy, Starby is fighting with her puter. She's trying once again to send you an email. Poor dear typed the whole thing out, went to send it, and puter crashed, then puter came back up, but email is bye, bye. She really needs your help, she's hoping you'll stick around for a while. Oh, I'm on the phone with her, just fyi. :)
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    #872

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    You know, just living life. It is quite a ride. Weeeeee.......

    Watch out for the bumps Joe. ;)

    Life is a wonderful ride, down a beautiful road, nice scenery and plenty of places to stop. But, here's a secret, if you really want to live, get off the paved road, and go down the path that's yet to be made. :)
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:31 PM
    Alty: where's starbs? Is she OK?

    Jesus: I always thought of life as being a roller coaster ride... it has its ups... downs... and its loops.

    I'm now seeing it... more like a skydive... without a parachute.
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:31 PM
    Tell starbs that if she can't actually send it to me, then feel free to call me. She knows how to reach me, and I'm available 23/7.

    ... I need an hour off a day... y'know... for the bathroom... and stuff.
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    Jul 18, 2008, 10:34 PM
    Well aren't you just the Bunny's Meow... or something like that... anywho... 29 huh? I do love you.

    Maybe reverse that to 92, divide by 2, add 30, subtract 6, add 56, divide by 2... but, young looking and sometimes young at heart my dear...

    "10 reasons it's ok to be old."

    1. You're smart. by now,you know everything. And what you don't know, you make up.
    2. You don't have an irrational fear of aging. It's now rational fear.
    3. Young people give up their seats for you. they feel guilty about sitting in a comfortable seat while you're standing, especially if you are moaning.
    4. It's too late to get in shape. Being out of shape is part of your personality.
    5. You get discounts for being old. you get into movies for the same price as little kids, except you get to see the R and X rated ones.
    6. It takes less to make you full. Half a sandwich, half a banana, half a piece of pie. this explains why there's always half a sandwich, half of a banana and half a piece of pie in the refrigerator.
    7. You don't have to lift heavy things anymore. Young people like to show how strong they are. So you let them.
    8. It's too late to get rich, so you can relax about it. Why invest for old age when you're already old?
    9. You have hobbies now. Instead of dealing with a job and a job's responsibilities and errands, you can putter around, play, tinker, assemble, construct, collect, display. And get on your wife's nerves.
    10. They play your music in elevators, such as The Beatles performed by the Cleveland Chamber Society or the Rolling Stones by the Big Ten Marching Bands.....he he.

    "The grass IS GREENER on the other side of the HILL."

    Ha ha, Stringer.
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    #876

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:39 PM
    Stringer love the list, but the math, nope, can't do it, I hate math. So, we'll just stick with 29 k? Hey, can I be 29 too? :)

    Sneezy, Starby is composing another email, she needs some advice about some pills, the darn pharmacy screwed up her prescription and she's suffering, so she just wants to ask you a quick question. I told her that if this email doesn't work she should just tell me and I'll PM you or email you.

    What's this nonsense about an hour off? You get a bathroom break? I'm a mom, I haven't gone to the bathroom alone in 9 years. Sigh. :(
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    #877

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:39 PM
    I have a joke, warning might be offensive to some. You guys want to hear...
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    #878

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    I have a joke, warning might be offensive to some. You guys want to hear.....
    Hi Joe... yes.
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    #879

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:45 PM
    At the gas pumps they are starting to show dvd videos.

    You will never guess what the dvd videos are of..

    The dvd videos that are going to be shown at the pumps are of pornos.

    So every time you filll up with gas you can see somebody else get screwed as well.
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    #880

    Jul 18, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    At the gas pumps they are starting to show dvd videos.

    You will never guess what the dvd videos are of..

    The dvd videos that are going to be shown at the pumps are of pornos.

    So everytime you filll up with gas you can see somebody else get screwed as well.
    Funny.. not offense at all...

    Not funny: Gas in the Chicago area averages $4.24 and in some places as high as $4.57... crazy...

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