[Alty]

I wish I could help KP but I'm not a big country girl. I always felt that country songs would be better if they were played backwards, than he'd get his dog back, his wife back, his car back, his house back, and his dignity back. ;)

Random thought. I just finished all the back to school shopping. Ya, I know, they go back tomorrow, nothing like cutting it close, but I had everything but a few things. Duotangs (which I find to be the most annoying useless inventions ever made) are next to impossible to find. They need 15 each. Why? They don't even take 15 subjects. Also, they're in school for 10 months, that's not including breaks. Why do they need 30 pencils? That would be 3 pencils a month. Why do they have pens if they're using 3 pencils a month?

Why does my 8 year old need a calculator? She's taking addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. It's not like she's going to get into the tough stuff yet, so why a calculator? I'd hope that they teach kids the basic math skills without resorting to the use of a calculator. :(

My son needs a thesaurus. Um, they have access to computers all day, in every class room, 3 kids to one computer unless they're in computer class were they each get there own. Can't he just Google it? Why you ask? Because I went to 5 different stores and couldn't find a thesaurus anywhere!

Why do stores make runners with tracking soles? Why would anyone want runners with tracking soles? Don't the shoe manufacturers know that all schools require shoes without tracking soles? Good luck finding them. I'm sure they're out there, but all I could find are shoes that will leave a skid mark on even the softest surfaces.

I digress. Needless to say a lot of things were going through my mind today as I was driving from one end of the earth to the other looking for this stuff and wondering why they need it. I am now done. Syd is in the bath, Jar is next, their bags are packed (I can't lift them) their new clothes are laid out and their lunches are ready.

After I drop them off tomorrow, I'm going to add a bit of bailey's to my coffee.

I'm exhausted!

[Kitkat22]

I wish I could help KP but I'm not a big country girl. I always felt that country songs would be better if they were played backwards, than he'd get his dog back, his wife back, his car back, his house back, and his dignity back. ;)

Random thought. I just finished all the back to school shopping. Ya, I know, they go back tomorrow, nothing like cutting it close, but I had everything but a few things. Duotangs (which I find to be the most annoying useless inventions ever made) are next to impossible to find. They need 15 each. Why? They don't even take 15 subjects. Also, they're in school for 10 months, that's not including breaks. Why do they need 30 pencils? That would be 3 pencils a month. Why do they have pens if they're using 3 pencils a month?

Why does my 8 year old need a calculator? She's taking addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. It's not like she's going to get into the tough stuff yet, so why a calculator? I'd hope that they teach kids the basic math skills without resorting to the use of a calculator. :(

My son needs a thesaurus. Um, they have access to computers all day, in every class room, 3 kids to one computer unless they're in computer class were they each get there own. Can't he just google it? Why you ask? Because I went to 5 different stores and couldn't find a thesaurus anywhere!

Why do stores make runners with tracking soles? Why would anyone want runners with tracking soles? Don't the shoe manufacturers know that all schools require shoes without tracking soles? Good luck finding them. I'm sure they're out there, but all I could find are shoes that will leave a skid mark on even the softest surfaces.

I digress. Needless to say a lot of things were going through my mind today as I was driving from one end of the earth to the other looking for this stuff and wondering why they need it. I am now done. Syd is in the bath, Jar is next, their bags are packed (I can't lift them) their new clothes are laid out and their lunches are ready.

After I drop them off tomorrow, I'm going to add a bit of bailey's to my coffee.

I'm exhausted!

Country music played backwards:p Glad you found all you needed.:)

[kp2171]

Kp that song is by Merle Haggard. "I can't say it's a good morning, but it's sure been a great afternoon".


Here you go Kp.
YouTube - MERLE HAGGARD - It's Been A Great Afternoon - 91k

I

Love

You.

Do you know its been three years since I've heard this and its bugged the crap out of me.

I didn't absolutely love the song, but I loved the angle.

And its flippin haggard.

I have no cred left at the local country dance/bar. Pooh. I always liked their see through one way mirror in the mens bathroom. You could relieve yourself while watching the dance floor through the one way glass.

Haggard.

So completely fits with so mo.

Danke.

[Kitkat22]

i

love

you.

do you know its been three years since ive heard this and its bugged the crap out of me.

i didnt absolutely love the song, but i loved the angle.

and its flippin haggard.

i have no cred left at the local country dance/bar. pooh. i always liked their see through one way mirror in the mens bathroom. you could relieve yourself while watching the dance floor through the one way glass.

haggard.

so completely fits with so mo.

danke.

The hag is great. The best song he ever did was "sing me back home before I die" a real tear jerker.:cool:

[kp2171]

Kitkat's new safeword is Haggard.

Use it with reverance and disgression.

When I blow up, like I do about every three or four weeks (man cycle?? ) you have override power with "Haggard".

Not for infinity. Lets give it a 20 shot use.

[Kitkat22]

kitkat's new safeword is Haggard.

use it with reverance and disgression.

when i blow up, like i do about every three or four weeks (man cycle????) you have override power with "Haggard".

not for infinity. lets give it a 20 shot use.

Wow I have a new safe word... thanks Kp... Kit

YouTube - MERLE HAGGARD- i'm lonesome fugitive - 117k

[Alty]

Haggard. Seems less like a safe word than a state of body, mind and soul. I think haggard is the definition of me right now. ;)

[Kitkat22]

Haggard. Seems less like a safe word than a state of body, mind and soul. I think haggard is the definition of me right now. ;)

LMAO.. Alty Haggard. Now all you have to do is write a country son.:D

[kp2171]

Shed shoot me right now, but her boobs would get in the way of her aim.

...

That's a country song in itself waiting to be sung.

[Alty]

shed shoot me right now, but her boobs would get in the way of her aim.

...

thats a country song in itself waiting to be sung.

You'll have to sing it, I can't carry a tune to save my life. I can back you up on the accordion though. If you think big boobs are bad with guns, you should see big boobs with an accordion. All I can say is "OUCH!"

[Kitkat22]

You'll have to sing it, I can't carry a tune to save my life. I can back you up on the accordion though. If you think big boobs are bad with guns, you should see big boobs with an accordion. All I can say is "OUCH!"

That would HURT:eek:

[kp2171]

It is safe to say that any hetero man wouldn't care what tune you played on the squeezebox... disconnec the audio... this one is all video.

[Alty]

Just for you KP, I'll even do it in the nude. :)

[Catsmine]

just for you kp, i'll even do it in the nude. :)

Kp, pics!

[martinizing2]

Just for you KP, I'll even do it in the nude. :)

This sounds dangerous and could result in injury.
I am well trained in first aid , and I am able to
Assess the extent of the injury
Then give directions for treatment
Using a web cam.

I'll be ready if needed.

[Kitkat22]

... :eek::p

[J_9]

I'm a nurse. I can fix any boo boo

[martinizing2]

I'm a nurse. I can fix any boo boo

I'll bet you didn't learn everything you know about fixing boo boo's in nursing school.



Just a hunch.

[J_9]

I'll bet you didn't learn everything you know about fixing boo boo's in nursing school.



Just a hunch.

Are you psychic! :rolleyes:

[martinizing2]

Are you psychic! :rolleyes:

How similar is that to psycho? I been called that.