[friend4u178]

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for His new ears.'

[Just Dahlia]

That's just sick, but I did giggle.:)

[friend4u178]

That's just sick, but I did giggle.:)

LOL , I wonder if he'll have problems with hair coming out of his ears now :D

[Just Dahlia]

Don't like the visual.

[Alty]

LOL , I wonder if he'll have problems with hair coming out of his ears now :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Not cool! Not cool! :(

Okay, I giggled.

[shazamataz]

Hahaha that is nasty.

[unluckynut]

It too cute. Because we've all been there. And nibbling on someone's ear will never be the same again.

[jenniepepsi]

Oooh so terrible... and I definitely agree that nibbling on ears won't ever be just nibbling on the ear without that picture!