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Jun 12, 2010, 07:22 AM
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J's Random Thoughts
Well, as you all know, I am a blonde by nature, not by color. I thought I would start a thread with some of my random thoughts. Please feel free to add your own.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades! :eek:
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:27 AM
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Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"
What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?! :D
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by DoulaLC
Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"
What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?!! :D
I love it!!
Doula, it says that we... ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?
Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
I love it!!!
Doula, it says that we...ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?
Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?
I got it! But then I am also blonde by nature so, as you know, we are able to ascertain linguistics quite well. That's what I'm told anyway... :)
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:47 AM
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I can't stop laughing at both of them, and at the same time I feel bad for it.
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DoulaLC
ascertain linguistics
Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."
Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:49 AM
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Oligohydramios ,when pasta goes all mushy in the pot?
no.
Damn.
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Jun 12, 2010, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
"oligohydramios."
Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
Hello J:
It's when you've taken in too much salt, and your body is yelling "OY, GO, HYDRATE ME"
Or not.
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."
Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
If I didn't know already, I would guess a drop in a hydraulic system?? Although every time I see it I think of drano!
Ohhh, how about cephalohematoma, chorioamnionistis, or abolionamentoria??
(ok, I made the last one up)... :p
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:06 AM
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Y'all are so WAY off!
Another random thought... Do fish drink?
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
Do fish drink?
Hello again, J:
Sure they do. They absolutely LOVE margaritas, but not with salt.
Ex
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:11 AM
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Well, do frogs fart?
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:13 AM
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Why don't they put all traffic lights on sensors so that you aren't sitting at a red light for 10 minutes at 3:00 a.m. when no one is coming from any direction?
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:14 AM
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Since humans drink like a fish, does a fish drink like a human? Discuss.
I'm off to is off to give my blanket some a$$ and my pillow some head.. what an awesome threesome!!
TTFN!
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
Well, do frogs fart?
Silent but deadly... unless they hold it in, that's why you see some blow up.
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by J_9
Well, do frogs fart?
Hello J:
I'm sure they do... After all, dough rises because all those little yeasts are farting up a storm.
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:15 AM
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Do cops get mad when they are stuck behind somebody going the speed limit?
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:20 AM
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Hello adam:
Cops don't GET mad. They ARE mad. When they look out upon the world, all they see are lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet.
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:22 AM
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Aren't we all lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet?
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Jun 12, 2010, 08:23 AM
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WARNING! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!
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