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    BLASPHEMY!! (cow bell is a skit from Saturday...

    BLASPHEMY!!

    (cow bell is a skit from Saturday night live with christopher walken)
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    MORE COW BELL!! DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK donk...

    MORE COW BELL!!

    DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK donk donk donk donk...
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    I think this is the hardest part. The nicotine...

    I think this is the hardest part. The nicotine is already out of my system, and I'm not feeling what I expected a chemical withdrawal to feel like. The hardest part for me is the craving for the...
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    That's a kicker for me. I'll trade my habit for...

    That's a kicker for me. I'll trade my habit for a hobby. And at a pack a day for 18 years, I can afford one HELL OF A HOBBY NOW!!

    Oh yeah, and the health part, yeah that's good too, lol.
    ...
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    Well, I did it. I quit COLD TURKEY. It wasn't...

    Well, I did it. I quit COLD TURKEY.

    It wasn't easy, and had cigarettes available to me, three packs to be exact. I had a cigarette with my morning coffee last Thursday morning (the 26th) and...
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    How come nobody noticed that I had no idea what...

    How come nobody noticed that I had no idea what day it was? Evidently my laptop doesn't either. I've been almost a week ahead for two weeks!
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    A sad, sad day indeed. I admired him greatly,...

    A sad, sad day indeed.

    I admired him greatly, and tried to aspire to live by his teachings, even in the face of adversity and public ridicule. I found myself an outcast in society by subscribing...
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    Those were a lot of neat guesses, I like the...

    Those were a lot of neat guesses, I like the brass knuckle guess.

    Artlady got it perfectly, it's the gear on a wine bottle opener:
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    Neat guesses so far, this one might last a little...

    Neat guesses so far, this one might last a little while.
    Just like the Zippo, it's something probably everyone has at least one of! Good luck!
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    Already got the third...

    Already got the third one going
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    Flattery will get you everywhere. Well, OK,...

    Flattery will get you everywhere.

    Well, OK, maybe it won't, but it will get you to the next one...
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    What is it? 30MAR09 #3

    Ok Super Sleuths, Here's the next one:
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    Humph. That one was too easy. I'll have to do...

    Humph. That one was too easy. I'll have to do better next time. Good job though!
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    Here's another...

    Here's another
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    That's exactly right! It's a Zippo!

    That's exactly right! It's a Zippo!
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    What is it? 30MAR09 #2

    Third Edition:
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    Oh, so close, so very close, you are getting...

    Oh, so close, so very close, you are getting warmer, but I can't call it yet, because it's definitely NOT a BIC.
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    No, but now that I think about it, I have used it...

    No, but now that I think about it, I have used it for that, but no, that's not it's intended purpose.

    I'll let on another hint:

    It's normally carried in the pocket of it's user's.
    If you own...
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    NOOOOO!! Lol. Oh boy, I laughed too hard, my...

    NOOOOO!! Lol. Oh boy, I laughed too hard, my sides hurt now...
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    Nope, not for exercising or part of a swiss army...

    Nope, not for exercising or part of a swiss army knife.

    As a matter of a fact, there is usually never any type of exercise involved with the use of this item, unless you are running away from what...
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    Hint: it is "spring loaded"

    Hint: it is "spring loaded"
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    Not a can/bottle opener, and not the thing on...

    Not a can/bottle opener, and not the thing on nail clippers!
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    Ready for a hint already? Ok, it's something...

    Ready for a hint already?

    Ok, it's something that many have seen a million times, but never paid attention to. It was at their finger tips, but only had to be touched if it wasn't doing it's job....
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    So NO, not a weenis hammer. And not a pottery...

    So NO, not a weenis hammer.
    And not a pottery tool.

    Try again!
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    There should be a blue "edit" button below your...

    There should be a blue "edit" button below your post. If you click that it will open up your original text for editing.

    As for the motor, if you jump started it with your car, and everything...
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    Gah, I'm ruined, all I can think about is a...

    Gah, I'm ruined, all I can think about is a "weenis hammer". I have even imagined Tinkerbell flying around smacking people in the weenis with a little hammer. Maybe that's what that little...
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    Face it, nobody will ever be the same after the...

    Face it, nobody will ever be the same after the weenis.
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    Thanks for the push... Here we go, round two...

    Thanks for the push... Here we go, round two
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    What is this? 30MAR09

    Round two:
  30. Quick side note: If removing the paint, keep in...

    Quick side note: If removing the paint, keep in mind that the old layers of paint are likely to be lead-based. Protect yourself accordingly. Have fun!
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    Had to go back to the picture, but I can see how...

    Had to go back to the picture, but I can see how you saw that! To quote lil' Johnny... "I like the way you think"
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    Without any other details, sounds like a weak...

    Without any other details, sounds like a weak battery.

    Is this the first time to start it this season?
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    Oops, sorry! I guess I'll just stick to...

    Oops, sorry! I guess I'll just stick to participating in isneezefunny's "what is it" game.
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    Well, I take the inactivity after 20+ views as a...

    Well, I take the inactivity after 20+ views as a silent answer.

    So, for the record, it's the textured grip of an ink pen.
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    Definitely a plastic dartboard

    Definitely a plastic dartboard
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    I have basically decided that the only reason why...

    I have basically decided that the only reason why it will never be legalized is because keeping it illegal is the source of law enforcement funding. There's too much money in it keeping it illegal. ...
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    Well :P right back at you! I'll gladly trade my...

    Well :P right back at you! I'll gladly trade my cheap knock-off made in the orient "aussie" styled mesh hat for the genuine, real deal any day. I would want to come pick it up in person, mind you!
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    Believe it or not, it was "kangaroo" that made me...

    Believe it or not, it was "kangaroo" that made me think of an aussie style hat
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    You know, a large number of uniformed officers I...

    You know, a large number of uniformed officers I have known over the years do the same thing. The ones that don't are the ones that are on prescription anti-anxiety medications to deal with the job...
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    Kangaroo is close? o.O Ok, it's a hat!

    Kangaroo is close? o.O
    Ok, it's a hat!
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    Ooh, then maybe I did a good job!

    Ooh, then maybe I did a good job!
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    That was meant as a practical example, not...

    That was meant as a practical example, not intended to sound like I was quoting you, sorry.




    Really, you haven't heard how to make water burn? You know what water is composed of, right? ...
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    I think I may be able to provide an example of...

    I think I may be able to provide an example of sorts to help explain the idea I am trying to get across...

    There was a young lady that had cut herself in the kitchen while cutting up herbs. It...
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    I was using faith in god as an example of belief...

    I was using faith in god as an example of belief in something that can not be physically disproven, and yes wiccans believe in god/gods/goddesses. As far as "how do you do it", as far as I can tell,...
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    What is this? 27MAR09

    I'll give it a try, and start with something very simple in nature. Any tips or advice for making this better or more fun are definitely welcome!

    Round one:
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    Yeah, well, I am also still waiting for proof...

    Yeah, well, I am also still waiting for proof that there is a god. Does my disbelief in a vengeful, omnipotent, omnipresent entity have anything to do with whether one exists? No. That is why I...
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    "Magic", explained by jammixmaster, is "pure...

    "Magic", explained by jammixmaster, is "pure energy". This thought is lost by many, as they try to rationalize it as though it were something tangible, like electricity. To further complicate any...
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    Is it possible to take another picture for us? ...

    Is it possible to take another picture for us? See if you can get a shot from the side of the fixture so that we can see the base, and how the clips are attached to it.
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    No need to know more. He needs to speak with...

    No need to know more.

    He needs to speak with his army recruiter, as this is the only person who is properly prepared to deal with his specific situation. It's not unheard of, and waivers have...
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    The answer is NO. City water systems have...

    The answer is NO.

    City water systems have fluoride added to the water. Well water, being a natural source, does not. I grew up on well water and have well water now, and have never in my life...
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