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Don" I have to flush system first?

When flushing coolant is using a garden hose ok,or must you use gallon bottles of distilled water?

I have 55,500 miles and don't believe it was ever done yet. I plan to do so ,if I can this...

poor Old Guys, Thet Need Loving Too:d

Letter from husband to wife...

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you...

thankyou ;0

I have a 2003 Tacoma 4x4 TRD?
1. How often do I have to replace cap and rotor?
2. How often do I replace Anti-freeze?
3. How often do I replace Trans fluid?
4. I do running around town...

thank You Again :)

Kitch-------------- The reason I seem soon concerned is that I bought my Tacoma TRD, a year ago August,as a certified vehicle from Toyota. It had 43,000 when purchased,now has 55,500 miles.It had...

Thanks Kitch--- You the man!!!!

My 2003 6cyl Tacoma pick-up according to owners book calls for NGK-BKR5EKB-11 Plugs.
Can I get a better NGK plug for my truck then stock? One that may give longer life?

Will NGK-BKR5EKPB-11 ...

What do elves learn in school?



The Elf-abet!

"Twas the week before Christmas and those sly little elves,
Our congressmen, labored to better themselves.
They cared not a whit what the public might think
"Let them eat cake," some said with...

SUNG TO WINTER WONDERLAND


Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the...

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?


Crisp Cringle. :D :D

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here...

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
(to the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen")


The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", so I just stepped inside
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen...

1. "I'm down here"

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a
Sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's...

10. The hours, the weather, the trend toward smaller chimneys.

9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.

8. Reindeer and elves have unionised, driving up his cost.

7. New tax on...

On Christmas Eve, a young boy with light in his eyes
Looked deep into Santa's, to Santa's surprise
And said as he sat on Santa's broad knee,
"I want your secret. Tell it to me."

He leaned...

Dear Santa

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my two children on
Demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases
Of candy bars to raise...

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. It...

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than...

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast...

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the...

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook...

• I only had one officer Mr. Keg.

• Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

• Want to race to the station, Sparky?

• I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

• On the...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the...

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have...

Thanks-- how about gas filter?

Highway driving I am getting around 14 M.P.G.? When is a tune up due? I do almost constant highway driving. It has 55,000 now on odometer? HELP IF YOU CAN:confused:

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
And gave ...

Thanks----------- :)

I am looking into replacing windshield due to pitting in glass from previous leased owner.EZ Glass Co,a glass auto replacement business. They will due complete job for under $300.00? I was expecting...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
Plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
And once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the...

A 75 year OLD MAN marries a 18 year old GIRL, at night girl says to the Old Man... Darling Let's go up stairs and have sex...

Old Man answers - darling I can do only one thing at a time.....

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards...

Hillbilly Sex Quiz
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.


1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F...

the Captain Speaks !!! Lol :)

Love It :) :) :) :) :)

This does sound like your cat does have a hair ball problem. After you have taken cat to Vet, once a week use a hair ball treatment. MEOW-- Hope your kitty gets well. :)

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.


He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina".



She slams...

Thanks Duane in Japan---- I will be waiting :)

A young woman is on the brooklyn bridge, about to commit suicide. A sailor sees her as she is about to jump and shouts "Wait! Don't do it! I'm leaving on a ship to Europe. I'll sneak you on board so...

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old...

A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a Florida nursing home.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are...

At Age 03... Success is... not peeing in your pants.

At Age 06... Success is... finding your way home (from school)

At Age 12... Success is... having friends

At Age 16... Success is......

I am a senior citizen...

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before...

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

A. Two test tickles :p :p