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The African American guy that you approached was not an angel, but probably just another Bat Out Of Hell. You really should drop acid in the morning, instead of at bed time.
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Dear Mumbaiinindia, After watching several ads from India, I have to say that you must be delusional. You really should consider going to work in the banana industry, and pray that a banana spider...
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Hey, I answered every question that I was asked. I can't help it that my answers were all wrong. I think the only one I got right was the one about vagina odor. I'm an expert on vagina odor. So, one...
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Bah Humbug! Stay in the bar where it's warm.
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Who? ME? Oh... I'm still here at the toothpaste factory, screwing lids on toothpaste tubes. I just eat my can of Pork & Beans then fart myself to sleep every night.
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Johnny is left with 6 apples.
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The bibles purpose is to keep you in submission and paying your taxes to the masters of Judeo-christian supremacist world order of the 13th Tribe of the Grand Wazooki. Judging from your question,...
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So this blonde goes to the doctor and tells him that she keeps finding South American postage stamps in her vagina!
"What!?" the doctor exclaims, "We need to do an examination immediately!"
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Was Otto Warmbier an American Student or an Israeli Spy?
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The Republicans won more than the presidency last night — the party also held onto its majorities in the House and Senate. And for the first time since 2007, Republicans will control both the...
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The Republicans won more than the presidency last night — the party also held onto its majorities in the House and Senate. And for the first time since 2007, Republicans will control both the...
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Okay, so now I understand why you Hillary supporters love Hillary soooo much. Because her odor is something similar to burning sulfer, it reminds you of your father, Satan:
A newly leaked email...
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Oh, without a doubt, I would go back to that day in 1973, when I was abducted by aliens, while backpacking high in the mountains of California. Well, actually, I wouldn't want to experience the probe...
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The first day of Donald Trump's duties will be to flush Obama Care down the toilet hole of Marxist poo-poo. Second, mediatory term limits will be made into law. Then we won't have to worry about this...
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It doesn't matter how much junk a junkie has, a junkie always wants more junk.
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I'm sure your house smells real good.
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Oh, you must mot have heard.
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Oh, that's Romeo and Juliette.
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Techniquel riting has never been a problem for me... its that dog gone techniquel reading that kills me.
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Well of course you have to be concerned about the pressure. I am reminded of time I stuck a fire hose up my Rectum.
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Whoa pal, you are way over my head here. Don't you have any easy questions? Like... where do gophers go when that are molting?
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How did you know I was in Zanzibar? Who have you been talking to, my wife or my girlfriend? Hey... did that stinking pig Norbert rat me off?
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Well to be honest, I've never considered the math concerning a fart before, but if you say so, well who am I to question you.
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You would have thunk he asked Obama that question.
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Personally, I think Government is much more dangerous than religion. At least I do know, for certain, that my God, did not create ISIS.
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Favorite move: Idiocracy
Favorite food: dog on white bread
A person you know: Adolf
A place you'd like to visit: explore the bush up Madonna's skirt
How you describe yourself: more real...
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I made a resolution to stop eating boogers, but I already broke it... again. If I could only get past this booger thing, then I could begin working on the smoking, drinking, masturbating, lying,...
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The answer is this:
Because they have really good green beans.
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WOW! You are one hot Jewish Mama!
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We stopped in Borneo and snagged some hookers and booze, then hit the road. We threw the pygmies out over the jungle.
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Yes, that does present a problem. Oh well, I can't be everywhere at once. Someone has to watch the goats.
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I've have been down in Patagonia chasing pygmies. Don't ask me what the hell they were doing down there. I can't understand a word they say. Seems they were running up under ladies skirts in the town...
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I have an extra butt if you want it.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
If you have heard this one, just be quite.
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After all these years, why does this place still smell like cheese?
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I fell asleep reading your story.
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Oh! OK! I got it. You hate Christians more than Muslims?
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I didn't miss a thing. Do you love Muslims now? Showing da love?
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See there, eating strange things that wiggle will make you lose weight.
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So has it gotten to the point that only Terry Jones and a few of his retarded friends still think that Muslims did 911? If so, the world really is waking up. You surprise me Excon. I thought you...
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It's worse to be a Christian in America today. In just a few short years, armies of gays and lesbians will be hunting down Christians and executing them for all of the hell they have put them...
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A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and the father says, 'He's four years old.' 'He looks at least twelve to...
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My can of Spam used to spin around but it was costing AMHD too much money for the power bill to keep it spinning so the cheapskates unplugged it. But that's OK, it had too much class for most people...
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Why would you want to hurt a Big Hot Buttered Love Muffin like me for... Honey Buns?
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