[HistorianChick]

Mmmm... Ritter. I do love Ritter.

I was at Starbucks this morning - must have missed Sneezy though! :)

Glad you're still with us!

[Alty]

No Sneezy, hmmm, maybe they ran out of coffee and had to brew another pot.:p

The Ritter was gone in five minutes flat, I had to eat it in the bathroom so I wouldn't have to share with the kids, now I feel guilt. Maybe I'll head to Starbucks on the way back from picking my daughter up from school. Now I have something to look forward to.:)

[ISneezeFunny]

I was definitely there this morning... you must have missed me as I was in the back laying flat on the counter underneath the brewing pot. It's a new delivery system I'm working on... bypass the cup. Straight from the pot.

[HistorianChick]

I was definitely there this morning...you must have missed me as I was in the back laying flat on the counter underneath the brewing pot. It's a new delivery system I'm working on...bypass the cup. straight from the pot.

LOL! Verrrry nice. Great mental picture too... and very appealing. I could go for that!

Got a "complimentary" double shot today... shot it and am still buzzing. Mmmmm... Good stuff! :)

[Alty]

Does that actually work? Let me know, I might have to try that.

[Alty]

I've got to pick my daughter up from school, talk to you guys later.

[Alty]

I'm back. Starbucks is my favorite place. Our Starbucks is connected to the book store so I get the best of both worlds. I told them to Grande surprise me, and they sure did, MMMMMM. I feel like I could climb Everest right now, I'm just not looking forward to crashing from this caffeine high. How are my fellow addicts doing?

[HistorianChick]

Grande surprises are fun, Venti surprises are better! ;)

Crashing from my morning high... need... more... caffeine...

[Alty]

I have trouble saying Venti out loud without laughing hysterically. If I hand them a note would they think it's a stick up?

Did Sneezy drown while lying under the brewing pot? Sneezy, I'm worried, are you okay?

[ISneezeFunny]

Still breathin.

Sadly, no more coffee for me for now... in between classes.

Perhaps we should move this thread to "addictions"?

[HistorianChick]

Honestly, I don't even say "venti"... I just say "Big. Bold. Now. Please." They get it! :D

[Alty]

Okay, I just found this. It's long, but it's worth the read and oh soooo true:

78 Ways to know if you drink too much coffee...

You answer the door before people knock.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
You ski uphill.
You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You sleep with your eyes open.
When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
All your kids are named "Joe".
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
Instant coffee takes too long.
When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You can jump to the moon.
You short out motion detectors.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
Your three favorite things in life are... coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.
Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

[HistorianChick]

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Wow... So true... sad...

[Alty]

The sad thing is that all 78 of them made sense to me. At first I was wondering what this had to do with drinking coffee, I thought that everyone did these things. Coffee, apparently I drink too much of it. Oh well, you only live once, right?

Have we found Sneezy yet? Maybe it was time for another Starbucks run.

[HistorianChick]

There... just started a salute to coffee... :D

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/food-d...ee-189285.html

[thetomb9]

If I won the lottery I would start a trust fund for my kids. Buy property and of course a car and a truck for my husband get everything that I believe I need. Give my family (mom brother and sister) some. Put a little away for my husband and I for our SO CALLED GOLDEN YEARS. And give the rest cancer centers and animal shelters. Cause I sure wouldn't want to be bothered by all these people you never even knew. :rolleyes: Nay

[COOKIE MONSTER]

If I won 2 million id put 50grand each away for mykids futures school,travel etc
Id take mykids on holiday and lol pay mymum to have them for aweek so I can have abreak[it wouldn't even be aweek lol I couldn't leave them for that long id miss them too much lol] id pay mybills and get areally nice family photo done of me my2 kids mymum,mygrandparents,aunts and uncles and get myfamily over from england well what's left of them over their and make sure everybodys in the picture I wouldn't want anything else if anything was left id get anew PC and let my shay have this one and if anything was left after PC id save it

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Lol I drink that much coffee that I forgot to switch the kettle on and went off to do something when I came back just poured the water in the mug walked upstairs being really careful not to spill it and burn myself only to find out when I sat down in frunt of mypc that id not even switched the kettle on and it was COLD lol LMAO
[lol I stuck it in the microwave wasn't wasting coffee lol]

[scottishdrunk23]

Id buy the stargate and go to other planets!


Yes I know I'm a nerd