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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:04 AM
    Real Riddle
    What runs but cannot walk, what has a head but never thinks, what has a bed but doesn't ever sleep
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:05 AM
    A river.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    A river.
    Yes I knew it wasn't that good of a riddle
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:07 AM
    Ask me a riddle.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:10 AM
    Don't really have any that come to mind at the moment.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:11 AM
    What's black and white and red all over?
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:12 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    Don't really have any that come to mind at the moment.
    Well I have one for you What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:13 AM
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    What's black and white and red all over?
    A newspaper
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    Sep 13, 2012, 11:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by zack1215 View Post
    A newspaper
    Nope. Guess again.

    Why did the dinosaur wear a red t-shirt?
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    Sep 13, 2012, 12:06 PM
    What's black and white and red all over?

    Red, not read, so not newspaper

    Answer: an embarrassed zebra.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 02:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    What's black and white and red all over?

    Red, not read, so not newspaper

    Answer: an embarrassed zebra.
    Or a penguin in a blender.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 02:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by odinn7 View Post
    Or a penguin in a blender.
    I may not eat supper.
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    Sep 13, 2012, 03:07 PM
    LOL... I used to have a sick book of jokes... for kids! Don't know what happened to it but there was some gross stuff in it.

    "Mommy! Mommy! What's a vampire?"
    "Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!"

    Just another fine example...
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    Sep 13, 2012, 03:14 PM
    I can do that too --

    "Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"
    "Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."
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    Sep 13, 2012, 03:15 PM
    Nice!
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