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    jolienoire Posts: 917, Reputation: 166
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    May 28, 2008, 08:38 AM
    How to maintain a healthy level of Insanity
    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:D

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
    At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.



    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time
    Someone Asks You To Do Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
    Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.

    10.
    Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    14. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    It's Called
    ... THERAPY


    Lol, Don't know the original source but thought you can all use a laugh.. lol
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    May 28, 2008, 08:59 AM
    I already do a couple of them on a regular basis- especially the ATM - I won! I like to see how much I can irritate my friends before they resort to violence.
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    May 28, 2008, 09:17 AM
    These are so funny! How cute, I love it!
    Especially the coffee one!
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    May 28, 2008, 02:26 PM
    Oh gosh I can totally picture myself freaking everyone out at the zoo :] uh oh... gotta run---> SECURITYS COMING!!
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    May 28, 2008, 02:29 PM
    Lol... I know all of these are hilarious
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    May 28, 2008, 09:50 PM
    Love 13 ~ hehehe
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    #7

    May 29, 2008, 04:18 PM
    Ha ha very funny :)
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    Jun 4, 2008, 02:18 PM
    OMG I can't stop laughing people in the office are looking at me like if I was crazy... LMAO :D
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    Jun 4, 2008, 02:23 PM
    Oh totally funny, I already skip down the hall, and boy do I get funny looks
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    Jun 5, 2008, 07:34 AM
    Lol
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    Jun 8, 2008, 02:32 AM
    :D Hahaha what a riot! My fav was the fries one. You could add this one to your list -

    While having a conversation with someone, suddenly put your wrist near your mouth and say "10 4 I have him in my sight!" then carry on talking. :)
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