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    #261

    Jun 30, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)
    And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:
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    #262

    Jun 30, 2010, 08:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)
    Welcome to my life. Certified fidiot and intolerable jerk... still able to be an uncertified expert...
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    #263

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:




    You're right... but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman... who was being abused... to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:
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    #264

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You're right...but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman.....who was being abused...to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:
    Plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.
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    #265

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.






    I knew it.. you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)
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    #266

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I knew it..you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)
    Just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.
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    #267

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:10 PM
    Quote=kp2171;2416973]just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.[/quote]





    OK... ::eek: Glad you told me that:p
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    #268

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:11 PM

    Night all...
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    #269

    Jun 30, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Night all....
    Night Stinger.. Sweet Dreams:)
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    #270

    Jun 30, 2010, 11:19 PM
    They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see? … You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm going to clear the air for you tonight. I'm going to end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues. Can we? Great.

    Here's what causes sexual thoughts: having a penis.
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    #271

    Jun 30, 2010, 11:44 PM

    Mag, there's a hole in your theory. I don't have a penis, and I have sexual thoughts.

    Try again. ;)
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    #272

    Jun 30, 2010, 11:58 PM
    Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.
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    #273

    Jul 1, 2010, 12:01 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.
    Not that hole!

    Ya, work on that and let me know how it goes. :)
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    #274

    Jul 12, 2010, 11:18 PM
    Kill for peace
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    #275

    Jul 13, 2010, 11:10 PM
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.
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    #276

    Jul 13, 2010, 11:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.
    At least you have options.
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    #277

    Jul 14, 2010, 01:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.
    Awesome.

    Now try to cross the border from the south.

    Hint.. its easiest in the harshest areas... desert of death... sorry, its illegal to put out water for ja.

    ...

    Yeah.. punchy. I know.

    I've sponsored a man who spent 12 years in refugee camps. Who lost both parents and four brothers to civil war. Who is the most joyful man I know...

    Who, at 12, was an "alien" wandering through two countries to find safety.

    If any man has good reason to be hateful and mean, its manireho. He has more than enough excuse to be jaded.

    I'm conservative in many ways politically.

    When it comes to immigration, my life changed when I spoke face to face with refugees who came here to only try to have a hint of a better life... because staying where they were meant death.

    ...

    So... do what you want.

    I've seen the strength and power of those who just want a chance at life up close and personal. It is amazing and life changing.
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    #278

    Jul 17, 2010, 09:05 PM

    I awoke amidst the broken beer bottles, soggy cigarette butts, nekkid wimmin, and the strange car parked in the living room. That was fun! I think.
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    #279

    Jul 17, 2010, 09:09 PM

    Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this
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    Jul 26, 2010, 01:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this


    Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back I need to return to my den.

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