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    Oct 27, 2008, 10:44 PM
    U. S. Marine
    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

    Looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

    Middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

    The war-weary Marine asked,'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French

    Woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so

    Rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

    Under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.. '

    She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,

    Tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

    The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American should

    Be put in his place!'

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up... 'Sir, you

    Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You

    Hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of

    The road.

    And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong B*tch out the window.
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    Oct 31, 2008, 02:54 PM

    Good one...
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    Oct 31, 2008, 05:10 PM

    Love it. Thanks.

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