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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:13 AM
    Why Women Should Avoid a Girls Night Out After They Are Married!
    WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!
    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my Husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00 A.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the Cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight! He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one! Then he said," We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:16 AM
    Lol!
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:20 AM
    Lol awww it was such a great idea!
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:31 AM
    Love it! I know some of these are "old", but a true classic never ages!
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    Jul 11, 2007, 07:55 AM
    Ohh man, She was loaded hah!
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    Jul 11, 2007, 08:19 AM
    That's too funny!

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