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    John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3
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    Sep 23, 2007, 01:04 PM
    Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
    1. Pumpkins don’t accuse you of losing the TV remote!

    2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!

    3. Pumpkins make better pie!

    4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!

    5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!

    6. If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!

    7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!

    8. Pumpkins don’t expect you to cook and still grow 24 hours a day!

    9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!

    10. Pumpkins don’t hide their feelings!

    11. Pumpkins don’t stare at other pumpkins!
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    Sep 23, 2007, 09:59 PM
    Yes but, once a pumpkin goes soft, it stays soft. But a man on the other hand...
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    benn11 Posts: 1,036, Reputation: 43
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    Sep 24, 2007, 06:49 AM
    Yeah right, how dare you talk that way about us? Hahahahaaa :D
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    Sep 24, 2007, 08:19 PM
    Reason why a man is better than a pumpkin - If a man sits on his porch, teenagers won't pick him up and smash him all over your sidewalk (at least not in my neighborhood!)

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