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    talaniman Posts: 54,051, Reputation: 10852

    Feb 28, 2007, 05:28 AM
    What a neighborhood

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home," she said.

    "What an example of devotion," Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"

    "Honey," she answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."

    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    - You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.

    - Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

    - You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

    - You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

    - You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

    - You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

    - You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.

    - There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

    Salesman to Policeman

    A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

    Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

    "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."
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    Feb 28, 2007, 06:56 AM
    Lol loved the one about devotion

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