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    Jan 13, 2009, 02:26 AM
    Three l'l Chuckles
    Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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    A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
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    "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor." the husband said "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!".
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    Jan 13, 2009, 02:41 AM

    Lol, not bad :)
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    #3

    Jan 13, 2009, 03:43 AM

    Love the third one!!
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    Jan 13, 2009, 04:56 AM
    Turtledoves... cruel at heart. Even to their own... :p
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    Jan 13, 2009, 03:53 PM

    Cute... lol
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    Jan 13, 2009, 09:22 PM

    Hehe. :)

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