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Monkey Chili
1 Medium Monkey 2 large onions 1/2 cup of chili powder Herbs and Spices to taste 4 cups water Skin, gut and cut up monkey in one inch cubes. Fry monkey meat until golden brown. Throw in remaining ingredients, turn down on low and cover. Simmer for 2 hours until monkey meat is tender and juicy. |
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