[magprob]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house
With his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
Something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off."
You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
Short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again
After his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it
Lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting
Away the grocerys gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the
Toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.When she's finished, she looks
Down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown
Thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as
She describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to
Examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he
Gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally,
He takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and
POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in
this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
actually seen a fart!"

[Clough]

Good stuff! LMAO!