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    yesh kumar Posts: 3, Reputation: 1
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    Feb 25, 2010, 03:25 AM
    Drunk husband & chamomile tea
    A Woman Goes To The Doctor


    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.. .

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
    home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

    Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
    comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
    gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

    2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking reborn and fresh again.

    Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
    home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
    touched me.

    Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!! " :D
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    Feb 25, 2010, 03:38 AM

    Funny, misogynistic, but funny.
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    Feb 25, 2010, 05:11 AM

    If I ever laid a hand on my wife, I would be gargling with my own blood.
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