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    Apr 23, 2009, 05:12 AM
    Group therapy (obsessions)
    I was having a bad day and this cheered me up so I thought I'd share :D


    OBSESSIONS

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
    "Come on, D!ck, we're leaving."
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    Apr 23, 2009, 05:31 AM

    ROFL, shaz, thanks for my morning chuckle.

    Regards, tick
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    Apr 23, 2009, 07:14 AM

    So silly!

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    Apr 27, 2009, 01:43 PM

    I love that one every time I hear it!

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