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    Feb 18, 2009, 06:18 PM
    The "catch".
    A new couple, after dating for a few weeks, decides it's time to "do it". They spend the night at her place, and the passion is incredible. As they wake together in the morning, he notices a picture of a man on her nightstand. He is somewhat troubled by this, and asks, "Who is he? Your husband?" "No", she replies, and kisses him. "I'm not married." Slightly relieved but still very curious, he implores again, "Is he your boyfriend?" She smiles and says, "No, silly! You are my boyfriend!" At this point, he is becoming annoyed that she won't tell him who it is. Very adamantly, he demands, "Who is he? Your brother? A relative? An old friend? WHO THE HELL IS HE!!" Laughing aloud, she replies, "You're so cute when you're jealous! That's me, before the surgery..."
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    Feb 18, 2009, 06:35 PM

    LOL... nice one KC :)
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    Feb 18, 2009, 06:37 PM

    Lol and then comes the awkward silence lol
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    Feb 18, 2009, 06:50 PM

    Another reason not to be a jealous man.
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