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    Feb 6, 2009, 06:13 AM
    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit.
    One day Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were out wondering the woods lost, when they came across each other.

    They absolutely hated each other, but considering the situation, they decided to work together and find their way back.

    Well, as they were trying to fing their way back, they came across a golden frog.

    The frog greeted them "Well hello, it isn't everyday I see someone out in this part of the woods. I Shall grant you each 3 wishes."

    Well, Mr. Bear went first and said "I wish all the bears in this woods were female"

    Poof, all the bears in that woods were females with the frogs wave of his wand.

    Then it was Mr. Rabbits turn and he pondered for a moment before saying "I wish I had a helmet"

    Poof, there was his helmet as he had wished.

    Mr. bear was a little confused, but for his second wish he said " I wish all the bears in these surrounding woods were female also."

    Poof, his wish was granted.

    Then it was back to Mr. Rabbit. He said "I wish for a motorcycle"

    Poof, there was his motorcycle.

    At this point Mr. Bear was getting really mad and told him to quit making pointless wishes that he could have had if he wasn't there.

    So, then for Mr. Bears' last wish he said "I wish all the bears in the world were female."

    Poof, his last wish was granted and he was happy as could be.

    Then Mr. Bear and the frog turned to Mr Rabbit waiting for his response.

    He pondered on for a few minutes, then put on his helmet, jumped on the bike, revved it up and said "I wish Mr. Bear was Gay" and then he took off on the motorcycle as fast as he could.
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    Feb 6, 2009, 07:36 AM

    Well, I wrote this by memory so, I don't know how accurate it is.
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    Feb 8, 2009, 03:47 PM

    lmao he got owned XD I <3'd that=D
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    Feb 8, 2009, 05:04 PM

    Not bad Mr Adam...

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