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    Marydoll Posts: 30, Reputation: 1
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:14 AM
    Toiley paper!
    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
    "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:18 AM
    Now I have no arse... cause I am laughing it off! LMAO!! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:18 AM
    HEHE!
    I am sorry but this made me smile!
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    Marydoll Posts: 30, Reputation: 1
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:21 AM
    Ya had me in stitched this morning too! I love it! :-)
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    Jan 29, 2008, 07:28 AM
    Lol where do people get them. Lmao. Need to pass this on threw my email. Thank you for the laugh. ;)
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