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    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
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    Jan 23, 2008, 03:36 PM
    Smoking Granny's
    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts I t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

    Arlene: What in the hell is that?

    Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Arlene: Where did you get it?

    Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."



    The pharmacist fainted.
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    Jan 24, 2008, 12:02 AM
    Lol, that's funny.
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    Jan 24, 2008, 12:08 AM
    Wonder if the pharmacist was thinking of one "hump" or two?

    I often can't remember jokes very well, but I'm sure this one will stay with me for a long time!

    Gave me a good chuckle.
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    Jan 29, 2008, 08:06 AM
    Lol I need to take a break from work and you sure give me a reason to keep the day going. Again a very nice joke.

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