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    friend4u178 Posts: 3,349, Reputation: 1584
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    Nov 7, 2007, 03:47 PM
    Gone fishing
    Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
    Conversation took place:

    First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
    room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will
    build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
    I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they
    Realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.

    So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do
    to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy : "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
    shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex,"
    and she said, "Wear sun-block."
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    Nov 8, 2007, 01:58 PM
    LMAO... good one... Hee Hee...
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