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    Sep 26, 2007, 04:31 AM
    The Fence!
    A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
    The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted!
    After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember."
    The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!"
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    Sep 26, 2007, 05:16 AM
    Ohhh, but wait how didn't he get shocked?
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    Sep 26, 2007, 08:34 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by John Da
    A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
    The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted!
    After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember."
    The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!"
    Fantastic joke.

    Maggie
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