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    Sep 23, 2007, 02:00 PM
    More little Johnny.
    Little Johnny ran to his mother, "Mommy! Mommy! Is my teacher a robot?"

    Mommy said, "Why, no, Johnny. Of course she's not. Why would you ask such a thing?"

    Little Johnny caught his breath a little bit and said, "Cuz last night, at the PTA meeting, I heard him tell Billy's dad that he thought he like to screw her head off..."

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    Sep 24, 2007, 07:20 AM
    Haahahaha, Little johnny don't ask your mother this things... :D
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