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Short jokes
I absolutely LOVE those one liners. Mainly the horrible pun jokes. Some are just stupid. If you've got any more, throw 'em at me. Note: I stole a few of these from my sister
When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn. Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and say, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot... Two pigs are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Could you pass me the soap?" So the first one says, "What you I look like, a toaster?" Did you hear the joke about the missing punchline? (The following came from my geometry teacher in high school-especially the first one) What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree! (Ge-om-e-try) Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... I'm sure I know a few more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. |
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