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    John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3
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    Oct 23, 2007, 11:17 AM
    A Senior Citizen
    I am a senior citizen...

    - I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

    - I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

    - I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

    - I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

    - I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

    - I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

    - I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

    - I'm very good at telling stories... over and over and over and over.

    - I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

    - I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

    - I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

    - I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

    - I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

    - I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

    - I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

    - I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

    - I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

    - I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

    - I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.

    - I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

    - I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

    - I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

    - I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?
    :p :p :p
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    Oct 23, 2007, 05:57 PM
    LOL that is so funny, absolutely love it.
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    Oct 24, 2007, 07:35 AM
    Really Grannies, even I'm not one:)
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    Oct 24, 2007, 07:50 AM
    Good one John. But, does this mean I'm old!? I don't think I am... but I can't remember

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