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    Jun 17, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Paddy's sister.
    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.


    The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine; However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot...
    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?'

    ' Denise' says the doctor.
    The new mother is somewhat relieved,
    'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought... 'I really like Denise.



    Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '
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    Jun 18, 2008, 02:35 PM
    HAHA!! Love it!!
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    Jun 18, 2008, 02:44 PM
    Friend... you are my hero, lol.
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    Jun 18, 2008, 04:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by retsoksirhc
    Friend....you are my hero, lol.
    Lol... cheers retsy , glad you liked it :)
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    Jun 18, 2008, 05:11 PM
    Now that's funny, I don't care what you say, that's funny. Thanks
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    #6

    Jun 21, 2008, 11:47 AM
    Saw that one coming M!. LOL! Go back to my castle and behave yourself! LMAO!
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    Jun 21, 2008, 12:05 PM
    HA HA HA H OH MY GOODNEES that a riot! Hey starby where you hanging out these days?
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    #8

    Jun 21, 2008, 12:09 PM
    Hey there cutie! We didn't mean to ignore you in your room, I guess we just got caught up in my castle, trying to make the boys behave themselves! LOL!


    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...om-228039.html
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    Jun 27, 2008, 05:39 PM
    Hahaha!! Hilariouss!!
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    Jun 27, 2008, 07:51 PM
    Oh starby hmmm I think I'll go see what your "CURRENT ACTIVITY" is and then I'll STALK YOU!
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    Jun 27, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Hmmmm your viewing user controle panel can't really stalk you there, hmmm I GOT IT! No I think that's illegal. I think I'll just watch u. from where you ask? The... CORNER!! BWAAH HA HA HA. Nope not the one he's in this is MY speacial corner.
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    Jun 27, 2008, 08:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonador101
    hmmmm your viewing user controle panel can't really stalk you there, hmmm I GOT IT! no i think thats illegal. i think i'll just watch u. from where you ask? the.........CORNER!!! BWAAH HA HA HA. nope not the one he's in this is MY speacial corner.
    I can see you!. you're in the east corridor of the castle aren't you?? Mwahhahahaha!
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    Jun 27, 2008, 08:55 PM
    Funny M, nice to see a funny joke without it being dirty..

    Stringer
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    Jul 1, 2008, 05:59 PM
    That's comedy!
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