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    Sep 9, 2008, 01:19 PM
    This one is funny
    Cannibal Grill

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon A restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
    Somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00


    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a Price difference for the Politician?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of "CRAP", it takes all morning.
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    #2

    Sep 9, 2008, 03:09 PM
    Good one
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    #3

    Sep 9, 2008, 03:10 PM
    LMAO, good one Starty. :)
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    Sep 15, 2008, 06:13 PM
    Ha ha... :)
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    Sep 15, 2008, 06:20 PM
    Lol
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    #6

    Sep 15, 2008, 08:26 PM
    Oh hoe true Start... funny.
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    Sep 19, 2008, 02:47 PM
    Well, at least the politicians are good for something! :D
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