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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,791, Reputation: 2604
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    Dec 4, 2010, 04:46 PM
    No Nativity Scene in Washington this year!
    There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!

    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

    A search for a Virgin continues.

    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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    CaptainRich Posts: 4,488, Reputation: 537
    Cars & Trucks Expert

    Dec 5, 2010, 07:06 PM

    Seems to be a matter of priorities... :(
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    poseidon Posts: 243, Reputation: 54
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    Dec 22, 2010, 02:00 AM
    Hi Homegirl,

    I see you have not lost any of that wicked sense of humour.

    A wonderful joke.

    What a pity the same applies to the UK Members of Parliament.

    They even have trouble deciding which of the 630 plus MPs should share the single brain cell they possess between them.

    Happy holidays.


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    Alty Posts: 28,318, Reputation: 5972
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    Dec 22, 2010, 03:03 AM

    Love this joke. I had a variation of it in my sig last year at Christmas time, and again this year. Simply love it. :)

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