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    Feb 1, 2009, 06:04 PM
    Lottery winner
    Bloke says to his wife "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"


    Wife replies:
    I'd take half then leave you."


    Guy says:
    "Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here's a fiver- now f**k off!
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    Feb 1, 2009, 06:37 PM

    Hahaha
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    Feb 5, 2009, 01:31 PM

    Lmao. That was a good one.
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    Feb 5, 2009, 01:41 PM
    Funny!! :d
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    Feb 5, 2009, 08:58 PM

    You're getting more and more good ones there Friend... Keep them coming as I have always loved your jokes. I liked that one!
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    Feb 5, 2009, 09:05 PM

    Didn't see that one coming.

    Good one M. :)

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