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    #1

    Feb 17, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
    This MUST be read out loud for full effect ;)
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    Feb 17, 2010, 08:51 PM

    OK for some reason it made my attachment tiny!!
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    #3

    Feb 18, 2010, 03:13 AM

    Fah king Su Pah
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    Feb 18, 2010, 04:02 AM

    I wasn't sure if it was OK to post but I though what the heck, it's not technically swearing ;)
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    Feb 18, 2010, 09:10 AM
    OK, as always... I'm having a little trouble with #10:rolleyes:

    The rest were great!:D
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    #6

    Feb 18, 2010, 11:49 AM

    Hilarious! Loved it!
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    #7

    Feb 18, 2010, 01:34 PM

    Funeeeeeee :)
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    #8

    Feb 18, 2010, 04:00 PM

    All very funny, here's a few old ones I remember. Constipated in German - far from poopin. Peeping Tom in Eskimo - Tom took a look.
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    #9

    Mar 5, 2010, 07:51 PM

    After reading them all again, I find it hard to talk normally. It's like I am using my lips a little too much:eek: and speaking slowly:)
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    #10

    Mar 10, 2010, 12:06 PM

    Number 8 and 15 are my favorites!! So awsome! :)
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    Mar 24, 2010, 11:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    OK, as always...I'm having a little trouble with #10:rolleyes:

    The rest were great!:D
    Should be "Wai yu mun ching?"
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