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    Homegirl 50 Posts: 10,794, Reputation: 2604
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    #1

    Jul 15, 2008, 08:59 AM
    The Knob
    A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her
    About a new procedure called "The Knob," where
    A small knob is placed at the top of the woman's
    Head and could be turned to tighten up her skin
    And produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

    Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened
    The knob, and the effects were wonderful, the
    Woman remained young looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
    Surgeon with two problems. "All these years,
    everything has been working just fine. I've had
    to turn the knob many times and I've always loved
    the results. But now I've developed two annoying
    problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
    my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
    aren't bags, those are your breasts."
    She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking
    about the goatee."

    :D
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    #2

    Jul 15, 2008, 10:11 AM
    Wonder what the effect would be with the knob attached to the belly fat.

    Hmmmm might have to put that through the morphing art program!
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    Jul 15, 2008, 11:23 AM
    Oh please share when you do.
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    #4

    Jul 15, 2008, 05:17 PM
    LMAO... that was good :)
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    Jul 16, 2008, 09:23 AM
    I'm still laughing. Where to I get a knob?
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    Jul 16, 2008, 04:29 PM
    That was priceless... LOL!

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