:eek: OK well I received an email stating I was a winner of an online program which since the last month has generated my email address in different companys and me and 8 other winners happen to keep popping up.. I replied to this email and now for the last final step of confirmation I got this...

"Winning an argument is like winning the special olympics, you're still a retard." My brother told me this after I beat him in a name calling contest.

Hi.. this is a joke I chanced by on net. I really enjoyed the joke. How do you rate it? A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour...