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    Nov 20, 2006, 12:43 PM
    The Joy of Teaching
    Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:

    Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
    Blessed are the meek
    Blessed are they that mourn
    Blessed are the merciful
    Blessed are they that thirst for justice when persecuted
    Blessed are you when you suffer
    Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven
    Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
    And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?"
    And James said, "Is this examinable?"
    And Phillip said, "Is there an answer guide in the library?"
    Bartholomew said. "What came after poor?"
    And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!"
    Mark said, "Don't take the overhead off yet."
    And Matthew went to the bathroom.

    One of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and enquired of Jesus, "Where are your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?"

    And Jesus wept.
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    Nov 20, 2006, 01:26 PM
    LOL I had a very dear catholic friend as a kid who knew a million Jesus jokes and the only one I can remember is part of a song sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

    Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhatten Bank
    Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhatten Bank
    Jesus puts his money in the Chase Manhatten Bank
    Jesus saves... Jesus saves... Jesus saves
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    Nov 27, 2006, 10:43 PM
    Was it supposed to be a joke... >?
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    Nov 27, 2006, 10:54 PM
    Yes. It's supposed to be a joke. I copied it from another website. :)
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    Nov 27, 2006, 11:52 PM
    OK heheheheh
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    Dec 9, 2006, 04:39 AM
    A new Pharisee who was to grow human being later replied to the group!

    All these sentences are to be preached...
    To others...
    And of course... to others only...
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